Get a Mercedes today

Sometimes we like to think we are the only smart ones alive and that others are stupid. We can easily fool people because we think highly of ourselves. Others are country bumpkins still ignorant about the ways of the world. We thought we could sway people’s thinking by pumping lots of misleading information into their minds.

We are absolutely wrong. No one lacks intelligence today. We are not living under our coconut shells any more. We do not use attaps for our roofs where water seeped through during raining days. We built our houses with concrete materials for a steady and strong hold.

A Mercedes is cheaper to maintain? Even a kid knows a Mercedes is more expensive than a Proton Perdana. Thus to make a scratch on its body surface will cause daddy a ton to repaint. That means no toys until daddy gets over his shock and back to his financial footing.

Spare parts are easily accessible and cheaper? My boss’s Mercedes spares had to be imported from Germany. Are you kiddy a dump man, for he is incapable of answering you back?

If Mercedes are more affordable than locally manufactured Proton Perdana, all Malaysians can decorate their driveway with one. As for Proton, they can call it a day.

Living In Innocent Bliss

Recently Anwar Ibrahim was accused of reporting to the US on matters that happened in Malaysia. Only a dimwit is unaware of the current political situation here.

Spread open a newspaper, on the TV news or visit our country, any tourist will chance to glimpse the splendid performances our politicians staged during the parliamentary meetings. Because of YouTube their popularity soared. To capture a wide audience will depend on how notorious and callous they intended to display their behaviors to the public. I think they secretly enjoyed the comments and criticism the media and general public threw at them. It is immaterial whether the words that poured out of their mouths were sensible or worth pondering over. To be noticed is good enough to climb the political ladder. After all to be in public service, you need to be recognized to survive.

By opening our doors to the world, by employing foreigners to assist in our workforce, by inviting foreign companies to invest in our country, by welcoming other nations to set up their consulates here, we are allowing them the opportunity to share our lives. There are two solutions which may help to prevent our domestic problems from leaking to the outside world, by closing our doors to foreigners, and by banning the use of the internet.

This way outsiders can’t come in, we can’t go out. What an excellent way to keep our problems a secret. We can then live in innocent bliss under our coconut shells away from external influences and interventions.

Facebook

What makes Facebook so popular? People are crazy about. As usual, anything new in the internet is Christina's passion. She was drawn towards it and she finds it interesting and decided to woo me into her web of friends. When I informed her I would visit her today, she decided to sign me up.

Here I am a new recruit in Facebook. As of now I have 3 friends! I am not into socializing with strangers, finding them every insincere. But Facebook will give me the opportunity to be in contact with Irene and Emily. Wow, Emily has over a hundred friends. Maybe I can find my old classmates, if I can spare the time to explore.

What animals don't practice, we do

News broke out again about Anwar Ibrahim’s sexual preference. At this time to be part of his family, you’d be perimetered with shame, pity and scorn and probably sympathy. You’d need an extremely thick skin to withstand the arrows shot from all factions of society. Tears, they won’t even flowed out.

If he is innocent then it is cruel to intentionally tacked him as a sexual pervert. On the other hand if there is no smoke without fire, then what has surged him to adopt such a lifestyle.

God gave man this wriggly thing, which has a head of its own but no brains to control itself, to be embraced by a woman’s warm cocoon instead of the anus of its own kind. Making love to a woman fuels no passion, desire, excitement and satisfaction anymore. Man wants a more sensational diversion. It does not matter that the anus is the outlet for waste products, a tunnel home to multitudes of bacteria. As long as the strength of sexual release is more intense and gratifying going to hell is secondary.

We legalized gay marriages, rewriting laws for various reasons. To please ourselves, to win public votes, to be recognized as a compassionate person supporting individuals whose sexual needs are trapped in their bodies, to go down in history as someone who has diligently help to draft the law paving way for those who were once frowned upon as having abnormal behavioral problems but now acceptable by society.

The gay communities have fought furiously to carve a society for themselves. To progress with time we have become more resilient to their plight. Given the pressure, wanting a peace of mind, we let them have their way. What animals don’t practice, we do now because we are of a higher and more intelligent species than them. What will happen next?

Shall we legalized incest, child sex and animal sex? Any thing can happen in a society plaque with strong human rights movement. The majority always win.

We shouldn’t be blaming the monkeys for transmitting AIDs, we blame ourselves for helping spread them around.

Herbs to boost sexual imperfection

Everyday my mailbox is swamped with junk mails which I do not need at all. Previously it was flooded with promotional offers for watches, TVs, cell phones and motivational talks. My address have since traveled a long way, to distant lands, circulated to heaven knows who.

Now what I usually received are mails from a generation of people who are concern about my sexual health and hope their products will relieve me from my sexual frustration. These so called ‘pharmaceutical companies’ or most probably sex peddlers are desperately competing with each other to promote their sex improvement drugs at their best discounted price.

I always wonder why people are so dependable on synthetic drugs to boost their sexual performance. Viagra and Cialis may be the answer to sexual capability but there are other options which are just as effective in enhancing sexual health.

Out there in the tropical jungles are countless natural plants which promise certainty. They do not produce side effects like sildenafil citrate. It was fun while popping the blue pills but overdosing our age remain the same forever.

With sex so freely exchanged, an active sexual lifestyle is nothing unusual. To some, sad to say, when they are in the mood, their lazy cuckoos are slumbering. Even through manipulation, it is so stubborn, it refuses to lift its head to sing the national anthem.

Recently coffee mix formulated with passion enhancement herbs which trigger erection has become a craze here. Usually, coffeemix carrying passion substances comes with dosage and direction of use. A sachet per cup is recommended but consumers thought that the more they drink, will afford a better performance and extended energy. No, no don’t be too enthusiastic. Over consumption will only cause harm rather than help. Those who have cardiac problems are strictly advised not to try. Coffee itself boost energy and alertness. Added with passion herbs you can rocket to the moon.

Example of herbs that contribute to passion enhancement are ginseng (mandrake), tongkat ali, guarana, maca roots, manjakani, puncture vine, ashwaganda, muira puama, ginger… The list is long. These herbs hold great potential to solving frustrated problems. Embracing herbal products is a better choice to escape from sexual imperfection.

Do Catholics Worship Statues?

Do Catholics worship statues? This article published in the Herald, a Catholic weekly brought back memories to the time when I first refused to hold joss sticks and bowed before our ancestral tablet.

I had announced it was against Christianity to pray to idols. Images made from stones, wood or other materials are forbidden.

My mother wanted me to explain the presence of the statues of Jesus Christ and Mother Mary at the altars of every Catholic church. The Virgin Mary is not God and why am I praying to her. I was confused. I was loss for words. I had no ammunition to fight back. I lost that verbal battle. She is wiser than me. It took me years to realize I was at the wrong place.

After God delivered the people of Israel out of Egypt, He gave Moses the Ten Commandments at Mount Sinai. The 2nd Commandment taught us.

“You shall not make yourselves any idols: any images resembling animals, birds or fish” (Ex 20:4). “You must never bow to an image or worship it in any way “ (Ex 20:5).

In his article on August 10, 2004, Robert H. Brom, Bishop of San Diego Diocese , defended claims raised by other Christian denominations that Catholics are idolaters. He argued Catholics do not worship idols but only use images of Jesus Christ and saints “to recall the person or thing depicted” and “use statues as teaching tools”. He further added that “God does not even forbid the ritual use of religious images” and “It is when people begin to adore a statue as a god that the Lord becomes angry.”

He quoted several bible contents to substantiate his statement that God encouraged the makings of statues.

Ex 25:18
God instructed Moses to erect images of angels on the Ark in his Tabernacle

1 Chr 28:18
God specifically wanted Solomon to build his temple, which included the erection of gold angels with their wings spread over the Ark of the Covenant of the Lord

Ezekiel 41:17
Ezekiel in one of his visions from God saw carvings of cherubim with two faces one of a man and the other of a young lion in the inner wall leading into the Holy of Holies of the Temple.

Num 21:8
When the King of Edom refused to allow the Israelites to pass through his land on their way to the Promised Land, the depressed Israelites complained to Moses about the wilderness and the lack of food. God seeing their impatience and ungratefulness sent poisonous snakes as punishment. Moses was then asked to make a bronze serpent to heal those who were bitten by those snakes. Just one look at the image and whoa! they were cured.

I am not a theologian. Who am I to judge the Catholics? To each his own.

A Satisfying Soul

I found that each time I gave someone something I felt happy. I saw their faces lighted up, the smiles on their faces, and the thanks in their eyes. Some of them just did not even say thank you to me. They just lowered their eyes and smiled.

I may not be rich. My bank account has no 6 zeros but God bless me whenever my purse is empty. I need not rob a bank to fill my purse for God bless me with a satisfying soul.

I will always remember those tiny oval biscuits with colored sugar tops. When I was little, I just couldn’t make up my mind which color to choose. The pink, the yellow, the blue, the green or the white. The different colors muddled my mind. I wanted all though they tasted the same. Eating those biscuits made me so greedy.

And there are lots of greedy hearts out there, who are not satisfied with what they are given. They demanded more and still complained about what they get.

Money do not fall as rain from the sky. We have to work for it. Praying every day will not guarantee the leaves of the money plant will turn into notes. Laying prostate before God will not guarantee food will appear on a tray before us.

I do not blame others when there is no food at my table, no pretty clothes in my closets, no mats to sleep on, no roof over my head. I blame myself for not trying hard enough.