Friday, December 14, 2007

Dirty Washrooms

It was unfortunate I had to visit the washroom at the General Clinic in the University Hospital recently. A patient had a bad bowel movement that morning. As the flush system was in poor working condition, the foul smell from the toilet permeated into the waiting room. Unable to tolerate it I informed the nurse at the counter. Her reply was that she dared not instruct the cleaner to clean the toilet for she would get angry and scold her. We had to suffer the smell till the cleaner made her next round.

We never fail to state our views about the condition of our public toilets in our newspapers, during our conversation with friends or keeping mum and brewing in our bellies. Whatever it is we do in our little ways contribute to the hygiene and tidiness of this amenity that is given to us.

Taking into consideration that the flush system was working fine, I do encounter visitors leaving their “droppings” in the toilet bowl. Although the first flush was unable to clear their “droppings”, I am perfectly sure they could use a little patience and a little effort to clean up their own mess before exiting their cubicle.

Sometimes we are not good at aiming, that was how toilet papers were found littering the floor of the stalls or near the dustbin. Another was the shoe marks left on the rims of toilet bowls. The visitor must have preferred to squat rather than sit or if the rim is dirty then she could have lined it with toilet paper before sitting to solve her problem.

The subject of washrooms are fun to record down. I had sweet and amusing memories of them while in China. And stories of them can stretch the length of a cloth.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Trading Places

What will you do if you woke up one morning to discover you are no longer yourself. Not your sanity but your identity.

The name you used to call yourself with does not belong to you anymore. Someone else has the right over it. Legally, you are a no one.

To go a little bit further, your biological parents, siblings, spouse, children, they can’t call you their own. So is your job, your EPF account, your bank accounts, your properties, and whatever you ever own on this earth. Very scary isn’t it. This lost of personal identification do happen, believe me.

Your birth certificate, your identity card and your passport may have stated you were that person whom you were before, but not now. A slight mistake made on your identity card by a staff from the National Registration Department may put you in big trouble. Just swap the face and thumbprints, and that’s it.

This is nightmarish but hope it is only an April Fool’s joke.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Choosing the right angel

Being bored is dangerous. You tend to do things you should not even think of when you are busily occupied.

Here I am one night running out of topics to surf. I was aimlessly browsing when I thought, why not check on the various religions in existence. That led me to the door of a satanic website. A click on the enter box would give me an insight into the realm of the supernatural. I was curious and I was tempted. Once inside could I ever leave this “Hotel California”?

With my decision made up, I was about to exit its front page when an eerie force invaded the atmosphere of my room. This uneasy feeling of not being alone was so strong, it injected an unexplained fear into me. It stood silently behind me. Patiently and yet menacingly. Gathering up my courage I looked over my shoulder. There was nothing behind me. It just refused to reveal itself. It was better that way anyway. But still I was crippled with fright. The intensity of fear reduced me to a point of emotional turmoil.

Closing my eyes, I bowed my head. Grasping my bible I began to pray. The power of prayer was so miraculous. It subdued my fear. Peace embraced me. I am not alone anymore.

Wherever we are, there is always someone behind us. Either it is our guardian angel or a demon, it is our wisdom to choose the right one.